Rat BLEEP and Alien Poop

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Rat BLEEP and Alien Poop

Not for Parents at All

by Jimmy Huston

Well, it’s disgusting. In a good way.

The Rats are the good guys. That should tell you about the Aliens.

We all know there are Aliens here, not to mention the Rats. This book reveals why they came (the Aliens, not the Rats).

They’re here for our garbage. And our trash. And our other junk.

It’s a good thing we have lots of Rats. They can probably help us...

And, there’s more than enough poop in this book, of course.

Wash your hands after reading.

 

About the Author

It’s not clear how Jimmy Huston learns the inside info about Aliens, but he knows way too much and shouldn’t necessarily share it.

He knows about rats, too, but he isn’t about to tell anyone why.