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Baby’s First Instruction ManualHow To Be the Center of the Universeby Jimmy HustonAbout the BookBabies don’t know much. Traumatized at birth, they are ill equipped to face the world. This essential guidebook, authored by a former newborn, will prepare them for life in the crib and beyond. It covers such subjects as poop, pee, spit-up, circumcision, and pacifiers in a friendly and masterful manner. Infants will learn to manipulate grandparents, thwart siblings, and survive babysitters and pediatricians. New moms and dads will learn about critical stages of infancy and feel quite superior about their own parenting successes. Masterfully illustrated. Rated PG ½. Illustrations: 43 full color In addition to its wisdom and humor, this excellent offering is good natured and funny. It makes an excellent gift for new parents and will make veteran parents reflect on their own journey while raising children, regardless of how they turned out. |
About the AuthorJimmy Huston proves that the bar for parenting in indeed, too low. While his adult daughters did indeed survive his parenting, all the verdicts are not in on the various lawsuits.
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